Political career on the rocks, in tonight

Tonight’s TGIF Edition will end any hopes of a political career for one Labour high-flyer, as these first lines from tonight’s editorial disclose:

There are times when you instinctively know an investigation will hit its target, no matter what interference is thrown in its way. The torpedo that TGIF Edition dropped in the water three weeks before the election is one of those stories; with the certainty of purpose of the Grim Reaper himself, that missile ploughed silently through the political waters, unwavering despite the lack of wider media coverage. In tonight’s TGIF Edition, the torpedo reaches its biggest target yet: a high-flying Labour cabinet minister whose actions leave a reasonable person with only two reasonable conclusions: the minister was either incompetent